And here... we... go!

I sat for my UPSR in 1992.

I sat for my PMR in 1995.

I sat for my SPM in 1997.

I graduated in B.Eng (Hons) from UM in 2005.

All praises be to Allah.

And here... we... GO!

By God's will, starting this July I will be shaded under Angel's wings for the next one year.

P/S: Ustaz Midi, jange jeles deh!

Daulat Tuanku al-Sultan Kelantan

Today & tomorrow is the birthday of the HRH Sultan of Kelantan, Sultan Ismail Petra.

Since I started to have my memories, Kota Bharu was & still 'bathed with neon lights' for the next few weeks for the celebration of the King's birthday.

Almost all government bodies will erect their very own colorful Pintu Gerbang (what is it in English aar?). Even trees are not spared, they will be decorated with lampu lip-lap (Christmas lights perhaps?).

People from all over the states will head to KB to enjoy the lights, even from Kuala Krai, Gua Musang & Ulu Legeh.

I knew coz I was once did the same thing. My parents told me that when I was about 3-4 yrs old (at that time our family resided in Pasir Puteh, 40km from KB), I asked them to bring me to KB to watch all the Pintu Gerbang.

So my parents, as a sign of love to their children, take us to KB one night.

My abah drove us all the way from Pasir Puteh only to found me already fell asleep way before we reached KB...

As Kelantanese would say: "Bejurus punyo budok!"

Warga Nigeria menipu dipenjara 16 bulan

KUALA LUMPUR 24 Mac - Seorang wanita warga Nigeria dihukum penjara 16 bulan oleh Mahkamah Majistret di sini hari ini selepas mengaku salah menipu seorang kakitangan awam mengenai hadiah kemenangan bernilai AS$1 juta (RM3.6 juta), tahun lalu.

Majistret Siti Shakirah Mohtaruddin menjatuhkan hukuman tersebut ke atas Peace Okotie, 26, yang didakwa di atas dua pertuduhan iaitu, menipu dan tinggal di negara ini tanpa dokumen sah.

Okotie yang merupakan pelajar jurusan Pengurusan Perniagaan di sebuah kolej swasta di sini didakwa menipu Buang Md. Sayuti, 42, dengan memperdaya mangsa mempercayai bahawa dia boleh menguruskan proses membawa masuk hadiah Microsoft 2008 sehingga mangsa itu menyerahkan AS$2,750 (RM9,969.85) kepadanya.

Bla... bla... bla...

(Taken from Utusan Malaysia Online 25/3/09)

Quoting Allahyarham Tan Sri P. Ramlee in his movie "Tiga Abdul":

Oi! Yang kamu nak cekikkan dia tu kenapa?

Kamu berdua yg pandai boleh kena tipu dgn dia,

Kamu berdua tu yg BODOH!!!

Pak Abu's Song

When I was around 7-8 yrs old, 1 of my cousin sang this song (anybody heard it before?):

Di suatu petang yg sepi... pipipi
Pak Abu jual topi
Topinya koyak... yakyakyak
Pak Abu jual tempoyak
Tempoyaknya basi... sisisi
Pak Abu jual nasi
Nasinya mentah... tahtahtah
Pak Abu jual getah
Getahnya putus... tustustus
Pak Abu terus mampus!

When I asked him why Pak Abu mampus (died), he replied that is becoz all of Pak Abu's businesses failed. We then laughed out loud...


However this morning, the song popped out in my head when I woke up.

And in the shower I was thinking:

Did Pak Abu committed suicide?
If yes then he must be a real loser & a man with zero hope...

or

Did Pak Abu died of heart attack due to excessive stress?
If yes then he must had a very unhealthy lifestyle...

Either way,

I concluded that this is a BAD song that can corrupt the minds of our youngsters (& even us) to think negative on entrepreniurship & business and kill our creativities & dreams.

Fevernova...

After nearly 4 years of working finally I have my first MC due to fever.

And it was a 3 days MC... hehehe

Yes, a fever! I celebrated my 'MC-zero virginity' loss by spending most of my time on bed... & watching DVDs...

It's quite 'interesting' catching fever when you're a lone ranger, everything have to do on your own...

Thank God it's not dengue, malaria, yellow fever or whatsoever.

Next time, I hope I'll get MC for this fever:




Siaw ah... I might get a forever MC!

Belajar Bercakap Loghat Kelantan (Blajar Kkecek Kelate) 4

Satu lagi keunikan penggunaan huruf berlapis dalam Kkecek Kelate ialah ia boleh menterbalikkan maksud keseluruhan ayat tanpa mengubah susunan perkataan dalam ayat tersebut.

Ike make kucing = Ikan makan kucing
Ike make kkucing = Ikan dimakan oleh kucing

Apa macam? Semakin konfius?

Welcome to Kelantan in peace!

I hate Mondays...

Am I a psychic?

Last week I blogged about Raja Bahrin and his 2 children - just refer the entry Raja Kamarul Bahrin, A Revisit.

Happened that her daughter that I mentioned, Raja Shahirah got married last weekend.

???

Does this means that I am a psychic?

Well if I am, I must train harder... who knows I might have telekinesis ability. Then I can move or unmove anything with my mind.

Hmmmm...

After trying hard, I found out that the thing that I am able to move is my own body part...

Which part?

Use your own 'psychic' power...

Belajar Bercakap Loghat Kelantan (Blajar Kkecek Kelate) 3

Satu lagi penggunaan perkataan berlapis dalam Kkecek Kelate boleh membawa maksud "perlakuan yg tidak disengajakan".

Ssepak = tersepak
Ssasul = tersasul
Tteke = tertekan

Penggunaan perkataan berlapis sangat mustahak dalam Kkecek Kelate kerana:

1. Ia boleh membawa maksud yg sgt berlainan
2. Buleh membawa salah faham anda adalah dari Thailand
3. Buleh menampakkan anda bukan org Kelate yg cuba menyamar jd org Kelate dan membuatkan anda ditertawakan...

Perkara 3 sangat memalukan anda & memalukan rakyat Kelate jika anda seorang pelakon yg bukan berketurunan Kelate tp melakonkan watak org Kelate dlm kaca TV.

Sila rujuk drama "Akedemi Polis" di TV9 setiap Rabu untuk melihat contoh penyamaran.. eh silap, "lakonan org Kelate" yg membuatkan penulis cukup menyampah!

3 By Erections on 7th April

Pilihan Raya Batang Ai 7 April

Oleh FAUZI JAAFAR
utusansarawak@utusan.com.my

KUCHING 4 Mac - Pilihan Raya Kecil Dewan Undangan Negeri (DUN) Batang Ai, Sarawak akan diadakan serentak dengan Pilihan Raya Kecil Parlimen Bukit Gantang, Perak dan DUN Bukit Selambau, Kedah pada 7 April ini.

Hari penamaan calon juga ditetapkan pada tarikh yang sama iaitu 29 Mac ini.

Pengumuman dibuat oleh Pengerusi Suruhanjaya Pilihan Raya (SPR), Tan Sri Abdul Aziz Mohd. Yusof selepas mempengerusikan mesyuarat khas bagi menetapkan tarikh pilihan raya kecil tersebut di sini hari ini.

... bla bla bla

(Taken from Utusan Malaysia, 5th March 2009)

Previously a minister said that Malaysia has general 'erection' every 5 years (live on Al-Jazeera).

Next month we will have "2 Bukits & 1 Batang" for by 'erections'.

Surely, Malaysian politic is hilarious ( and horny...).

Belajar Loghat Terengganu

Sempena sambutan Ulangtahun Keputeraan Sultan Terengganu hari ni (4 Mac) mari kita belajar bercakap Bahasa Melayu Loghat Terengganu.

Ccakap Ganu ni lebih kurang aje dgn Kkecek Kelate, cuma tambah bunyi 'ang' shj.

Contoh, dlm gambar di bawah.

Tak nak komen apa2...

Fikir2 sendiri...

Daulat Tuanku!

Raja Kamarul Bahrin, A Revisit

Tomorrow is 4th March - public holiday in Terengganu Darul Iman as it is the Anniversary of Coronation of Sultan of Terengganu.

Speaking about the Royalties of Terengganu is quite impossible not to remember how Raja Bahrin (a royalty from Terengganu) 'smuggled' his kids from Australia in 1992 after he divorced his Australian wife, Jacqueline Pascarl. Actually I didn't like the word 'smuggle' since he did it to protect the kids' faith - Jacqueline murtad after the divorce. At that time he did not reveal to the press how he struggled bringing them by boat from Australia to Indonesia and later to Malaysia, claiming only that it was "the will of Allah".

It's heart-touching how Raja Bahrin raised his kids without poisoning their mind to hate their mother & 14 yrs later allowed them to seek her in Australia.

However at the same period of time, Jacqueline demonized Raja Bahrin (Australian press dubbed him 'The Snatcher'), interesting enough American press said that she did for the sake of popularizing her books.

By the way, Raja Bahrin is now a well known architect & his kids (Shahirah & Iddin) has grown well... Too well, bcoz Shahirah is heavenly pretty... to the extent that she visited her mother in 2006 partly because she (Shahirah) was under stress.

The reasons for her stress?
1) She had an accident &
2) One of her univ lecturer tried to seduce her...

If I know who that motherf**king lecturer is, I'm gonna fry his ass!

Bottomline: I just pray for their happiness...

Note: salute to ktemoc.blogspot.com

Belajar Bercakap Loghat Kelantan (Blajar Kkecek Kelate) 2

Kkecek Kelate

Perhatikan ulangan pada huruf 'k' dalam 'Kkecek Kelate' di atas.

Banyak perkataan dlm loghat kelate mempunyai sebutan berulang bagi huruf pertamanya.
Perkataan ini disebut berulang sama seperti baris 'tasydid' @ 'sabdu' dalam Bahasa Arab.

Perkataan2 ini biasanya adalah:
i) kata nama terbitan drpd kata kerja, atau
ii) sebaliknya (kata kerja drpd kata nama), ataupun
iii) menghala ke sesuatu tempat.

Bg (i) & (ii) bolehlah dianggap spt 'masdar' dlm pengajian Bahasa Arab atau perkataan dgn '-ion' dlm Bahasa Inggeris.

Arab: kataba (tulis) - maktab (tmpt menulis)
English: pronounce (sebut) - pronounciation (sebutan)

Kelate: i) sapuh (sapu) - nynyapuh (penyapu)
colek (cicah) - ccolek (pencicah)

ii) basuh (basuh/cuci) - bbasuh (membasuh/mencuci)
nanoh (nanah) - nnanoh (bernanah)

Bg (iii), ia adalah unik utk kkecek kelate shj.

Cth: Kedoh (Kedah) - KKedoh (Ke Kedah)

Keda (kedai) - Kkeda (Ke kedai)

Namun, kdg2 penggunaan sebutan berlapis ini boleh membawa kpd makna yg sgt berlainan.

Cth: Kecek (Bodek) - Kkecek (Bercakap @ percakapan)

Kesimpulan:
Susah lah sikit sbb takde grammar yg khusus utk sebutan berlapis dlm Kkecek Kelate... tp mcm tulah serba sikit. Nak tau lebih lanjut, kahwinlah dgn Mek Kelate & menetaplah di Kelate & makanlah budu bnyk2!