Kerajaan timbang beri lesen judi Piala Dunia

I am not an ustaz to comment on this issue, but I think every Muslims got the idea.

What makes me want to laugh my ass out loud is the last paragraph:

"Oleh itu sebagai sebuah kerajaan yang prihatin terhadap rakyatnya, kerajaan akan memberi pertimbangan sewajarnya dan sebarang langkah perlu dilakukan secara berkesan bagi menangani masalah bookie tanpa lesen termasuk membenarkan pertaruhan bookie bola sepak dilaksanakan melalui perlesenan sah," katanya (Awang Adek).

WTF? Prihatin?

Warghh kahh kahhh kahhh kiokkk!!!

After this, a rapist would say as he is 'prihatin' he will rape his victim in a most delicate & smooth manner....

Very poor choice of words... (read a la The Joker in The Dark Knight)

OMG

High Court grants Catholic publication Herald the right to use ‘Allah’ word again
KUALA LUMPUR: The Catholic weekly Herald is now free to use the word “Allah” in its publication after the High Court quashed the Home Minister’s prohibition against it using the word, declaring the order as “illegal, null and void.”

In her decision, Justice Lau Bee Lan also declared that under Article 3(1) of the Federal Constitution, applicant Titular Roman Catholic Archbishop Tan Sri Murphy Pakiam had the constitutional right to use “Allah” in the Herald in the exercise of his right that religions other than Islam might be practised in peace and harmony in the country.

She further ruled that the Constitution, which states Islam as the country’s religion, did not empower the minister to make such a prohibition.

(From The Star Online, 1st Jan 2010. Click here for more.)

What a surprise for a new year.

Probably I may not the most rightful person to comment on the court’s decision. In fact I’m not trying to, as I’m more interested to comment on the current atmosphere surrounding the issue itself from my personal point of view.

Some strongly disagree while some others agree under conditions.

Everyday we can see objections from certain groups. They are really fighting for it. While it showed their spirit to defend Islam, it also raised doubt in my mind.

Are they only defending the usage of the word itself?

How about the more important issues like continuing & expanding the teaching of The Prophet?

How about revamping the image of Islam that has been ‘scratched’ to the extent Islam is associated with terrorism, conservative & uncivilised?

And most importantly, how about adapting Islam in the right place – as the highest foundation of politics, jurisprudence, economy, social etc… How many of us really fighting for that?

I don’t know, I’ll just pray for the best.

The Truth Behind The Missing TUDM's F-5E Jet Engines

Few days ago, Malaysia was shocked with the news of a General Electric J85-21A after-burner turbojet engine – used in single-seater F-5E Tiger 11 and RF-5E Tigereye fighter jets – was discovered missing from the Sungai Besi RMAF airbase during a routine maintenance service.

Also missing were avionics system, maintenance and service records.

It was also confirmed by Ministry of Defense that 2 (WTF!) engines were stolen, with each costing RM50mil if they were new.

While we still can't forget the Al-Maunah's weapons 'heist' & use of armed force's C4 in the bombing of the late Altantuya, this is 1 fu**ing serious case! It's a matter of national security & Malaysia's credibility in the eyes of the world.

But while we continue to blame the government & the corrupt military officials, have we ever consider that all these military cases are actually conspired by this guy:

It's Starscream!!!

Seriously dudes, Starscream couldn't find any 'Kedai Potong' for his spare parts, so he actually found a weak link in RMAF's procedures.

Man, this is serious. The evil 'Decepticons' are infiltrating our Military's structure.

What next? We'll become slaves of the alien robots?

Just where the hell are 'Optimus Prime & the Autobots' when we need them?

Tanggal 31

On this day:

1803 - Lewis & Clark (not to be confused with Lois & Clark) started their famous expedition to the Pacific Coast.

1888 - 1st known victim of Jack the Ripper was murdered.

1957 - Malaysia gained its independence from the United Kingdom, though until today our spirit & mindset were still not fully free.

1997 - Princess Diana & Dodi Al-Fayed were killed in a car accident & mourned by many, including Malaysians who got nothing to do with her (We called ourselves independence?).

Politicians & academicians still debate whether we are fully independence from the westerners occupation, personally I think in reality, we can't get everything we want,

the most important thing is that we should never stop improving ourselves,

never get bitten by the same snake twice,

however we got another bite from the same old snake again today

Price of RON 95 at RM1.80 from Tuesday (Update)

By NURBAITI HAMDAN and TEH ENG HOCK

KUALA LUMPUR: The newly introduced RON 95 fuel is now priced at RM1.80 - five sen higher than the previous RM1.75.

Meanwhile, RON 97 is upgraded as a premium product and has gone up to RM2.05 from RM1.80.

Domestic Trade, Cooperative and Consumerism Minister Datuk Seri Ismail Sabri Yaakob said the new prices were decided based on the current method of Automatic Pricing Mechanism (APM).

“Although the price is now 5 sen higher, the Government is still subsidising 33.81 sen per litre (of RON 95) which is equivalent to RM304mil monthly,” he told reporters after the launch of Primax 95 by Petronas here on Monday.

(from The Star Online)

WTF...

Merdeka!!!

Buildings Collapsed - The Untold Story

First this:

Jaya Supermarket collapses

Reports by RASHITA A. HAMID, YENG AI CHUN, BEH YEN HUI, M.KUMAR, and TAN KARR WEI

PETALING JAYA: One of the city’s earliest landmarks, Jaya Supermarket, collapsed while demolition work was going on, killing two Indonesian workers.

Two bodies were recovered at 6.44pm and 10.25pm and another worker was feared dead.

Once an icon: The old Jaya Supermarket building that was once a landmark in Petaling Jaya is now a rubble after it collapsed at about 5pm Thursday. — GLENN GUAN / The Star

(Source: The Star, 29th May 2009)
7 workers lost their lives in this incident.

Then this:

Workers escape in the nick of time as roof of year-old stadium collapses

By R.S.N. MURALI

KUALA TERENGGANU: Billed as the pride of the state, the RM300mil Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin Stadium in Gong Badak suffered a major blow when its roof collapsed yesterday – just a year after it was opened.

No one was injured in the 9am incident, but the stadium, which was the venue for Sukma (Malaysian Games) last year, has been declared unsafe.

Declared unsafe: The Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin Stadium after its roof collapsed yesterday. — Bernama

(Source: The Star 3rd June 2009)

Luckily nobody's injured.

How & why are the incident happened?

Unsafe work? Could be.

Poor engineering? Possible.

Corruption? Can not be ruled out.

However the real untold situation is:

Alien Baltan was reported to attack the Sultan Mizan Stadium when it was under construction, thus weakening the roof structure. It is possible he was also the culprit behind the Jaya Supermarket incident.

Unfortunately, during the attack not a single Ultraman was available - they were busy watching football (could be mud wrestling!) match somewhere else.
Shame on them!

When they found out about their mistakes & the incidents, they felt so bad & guilty.

Somebody managed to snap this picture showing some of the Ultramans bertaubat...

P/S: Our condolences & prayers to the victims of Jaya Supermarket incident.

Snatch Theft

Snatch theft: Another pregnant woman killed

By SYED AZHAR and C.A. ZULKIFLI

KOTA BARU: A woman who was four months’ pregnant died after a run-in with snatch thieves here, just days following a similar incident in Johor Baru which also saw the deaths of a pregnant woman and her unborn child.

In the 10:50am incident on Wednesday, Saripah Mohd Nor, 34, of Kampung Kok Bedullah, Tumpat here was riding on her motorcyle on a busy road along Kampung Padang Raja, Melor, Ketereh when two men came up behind her on another motorcyle.

One of them tried to snatch her handbag, which was slung around her neck. The tussle caused her to fall off her motorbike and she was hit by a passing car. She and her four-month-old foetus died on the spot.

(Taken from The Star Online, 6th May 2009)


Snatch theft, snatch theft, snatch theft...

That's all we heard last week, apart from Perak political crisis of course. Uwekkk!

And since the police forces seem to be occupied with the latter, and our current laws looked quite inefficient to combat those petty thieves, here's my proposal to punish them:

Let's just... poison them, stab them, shot them, hang them, stretch them, disembowel them, drown them and quarter them apart.

Of course all that before we behead them, incinerate them & toss their ashes to seven different seas!

Yearghhhh!!!
Ohhh... over-excited. But them motherf******s deserved it, don't they?

Animality in us?

Starting last week we've been fed with swine (pig) flu news.

Hell, I've never heard of swine flu before.

Following that, chicken (poultry) market price started to increase forcing our government to take immediate action.

And don't forget we used to (and still) have the avian flu.

And mad-cow disease.

It's quite funny how mindless animals actually have huge effects on our human life.

It shows how we are so much depend on the animals.

Maybe that's what cause the animality in some of us...

Dad accused of murder may have molested daughters (Update)

By TAN SIN CHOW

GEORGE TOWN: A man accused of killing his disabled daughter and burying her in a field may be a bigger fiend that earlier thought — he is also suspected of sexually abusing his three other daughters.

Police first arrested the 41-year-old odd job worker on Tuesday on suspicion of outraging the modesty of the girls after one of the victims, a 12-year-old, told church members what the father had done to them in their home in Air Itam, said sources.

One of the three victims later revealed how the father also abused her disabled sister, killed and buried her in 2006, said the sources...

(Taken from The Star online, April 30th)

Heroes

Who are heroes?

Historical figures?

Fictional figures?

A bunch of guy who wear tight spandex & fight crimes?

A lead protagonist?

Hiro Nakamura?

Or simply an "urang gila"?!

According to wikipedia:

Hero (male) and heroine (female) came to refer to characters (fictional or historical) that, in the face of danger and adversity or from a position of weakness, display courage and the will for self sacrifice – that is, heroism – for some greater good, originally of martial courage or excellence but extended to more general moral excellence.

As a simple example:

Warga emas mati selamatkan pembantu rumah daripada diperkosa

MARINA yang cedera di muka terselamat dari diperkosa penyamun setelah majikannya, Loh Koon Eng (gambar kecil) sanggup bergelut dengan mereka.

TELUK INTAN 13 April - Tindakan nekad seorang nenek berusia 81 tahun bergelut dengan tiga penyamun berjaya menyelamatkan pembantu rumahnya, seorang warga Indonesia, daripada diperkosa penjenayah terbabit, awal pagi ini.

Bagaimanapun, Loh Koon Eng meninggal dunia dipercayai akibat diserang sakit jantung sebaik ketiga-tiga suspek terbabit melarikan diri dari rumahnya di Jalan Laksamana, kira-kira pukul 3 pagi.

Warga emas berkenaan dipercayai diserang sakit jantung kerana terlalu letih bergelut dengan suspek-suspek itu bagi memastikan pembantu rumahnya, Marina Andrajani, 23, tidak diapa-apakan.

(Taken from Utusan Malaysia Online, 14th April 2009)

amirmukhtar salutes all our unsung heroes.

Warga Nigeria menipu dipenjara 16 bulan

KUALA LUMPUR 24 Mac - Seorang wanita warga Nigeria dihukum penjara 16 bulan oleh Mahkamah Majistret di sini hari ini selepas mengaku salah menipu seorang kakitangan awam mengenai hadiah kemenangan bernilai AS$1 juta (RM3.6 juta), tahun lalu.

Majistret Siti Shakirah Mohtaruddin menjatuhkan hukuman tersebut ke atas Peace Okotie, 26, yang didakwa di atas dua pertuduhan iaitu, menipu dan tinggal di negara ini tanpa dokumen sah.

Okotie yang merupakan pelajar jurusan Pengurusan Perniagaan di sebuah kolej swasta di sini didakwa menipu Buang Md. Sayuti, 42, dengan memperdaya mangsa mempercayai bahawa dia boleh menguruskan proses membawa masuk hadiah Microsoft 2008 sehingga mangsa itu menyerahkan AS$2,750 (RM9,969.85) kepadanya.

Bla... bla... bla...

(Taken from Utusan Malaysia Online 25/3/09)

Quoting Allahyarham Tan Sri P. Ramlee in his movie "Tiga Abdul":

Oi! Yang kamu nak cekikkan dia tu kenapa?

Kamu berdua yg pandai boleh kena tipu dgn dia,

Kamu berdua tu yg BODOH!!!

Nutrisi sebab pemain tak cergas

Nutrisi sebab pemain tak cergas

Oleh RAFIE AZIMI
rafie.azimi@utusan.com.my

KUALA LUMPUR - Program Nutrisi Sukan untuk pasukan bawah 15, 16 dan 17 kebangsaan di Institut Sukan Negara (ISN), Bukit Jalil semalam seakan-akan membuka pekung kepada punca kelemahan kecergasan para pemain bola sepak kebangsaan.

Bagaikan kilat memancar, terbit satu persoalan. Adakah kelemahan aspek penjagaan makanan di pasukan negeri atau kelab yang bersaing di Liga M menjadi punca pemain kurang cergas?

bla..bla..bla...

(Taken from Utusan Malaysia, 24th February 2009)

What a joke?

I used to work in Pasir Gudang not far from Stadium J-Corp (ala Old Trafford for the Johor Pasir Gudang Football Team).

From my observations, these players routine after their morning practice was to 'lepak-lepak' while having roti canai & teh tarik...

Imagine those in Kelantan or Terengganu where their breakfast is Nasi Berlauk, Nasi Dagang, Nasi Kerabu.... and all sorts of heavy meals.

And we're talking about world class athletes?

Ceh!

(Just a comment from a kaki bangku blogger.. hihi)