So everytime I stuck in that annual big-ass jam this is what cross my mind...
Cool & convinience, but hmmm... wait a tick. If I take a flight for balik kampung, I still have to think about where to park my car, safety of my car, I have to go to airport via another means & most important I can't bring a lot of kueh raya as if I'm driving. Festive season also is the season where airlines 'cekik darah'...
Bottomline: I love driving. I need a new car.
But I can never escape traffic jam. Sure I can be like a lot of moron drivers out there (overtake on double line, from left side) but that's illegal & most important it's dangerous. Honestly I prefer wearing baju melayu on raya morning than wearing kain kafan... and I prefer kissing my parents hands on raya morning than my families kissing my forehead right before my funeral...
So: I need a car that can intimidate other cars so that they will straight away let me pass and also keep me safe & sound.
Also cool. I can blast any stupid drivers to hell with it. But this thing is not fast enough. What's the point of driving this "invincible car" if it is still too time-consuming. Also my parents house won't have enough parking space for other cars.
I need a faster and sleeker ride.
Ahah! Found one:
Damn! This baby is perfect! She can run smoothly at over 150 km/h. I can fry any moron drivers' ass with her front cannon. I can even jump over any slow ass cars without harming them.
That's it. I'm going to buy this baby. Anyone know where I can get her please let me know ASAP.