Idiots' Guide to Malaysian Politics

1. My party always right, yours sucks.

2. Government & party are one & the same (so do the facilities’).

3. Only current Ruling party able to rule.

4. Opposition must never exist.

5. Demonstration by Opposition is “human rights” but not by Ruling Party.

6. Malaysian voters are grouped by their races.

7. Mainstream media is the voice of Ruling Party, not of the people.

8. Politician is a career – a good source of income.

9. Rival parties must never work together, even for the benefits of the people.

10. Things to be highlighted (& exaggerated): my party’s good images & rival party’s bad images.

11. Things to be hidden: my party’s bad images & rival party’s good images.

12. Laws are meant to protect politicians.

13. Powerful orators are good leaders.

14. Developments are only for my party’s supporters.

15. People’s fate is to be destined by government.

Exam Weeks Are Over...

What should I do?
Where should I go?
When should I go there?
How to spend my 1 month break?
With whom?
Cisss, ini pun susah nak pikir...

Any suggestion?

Career Advice

A long time ago,
In a company far, far away:

One peaceful morning in a Manager's office:

Boss: "Amir, an unmarried guy like you should come to office latest by 7.45am, go back home at 7.00pm & continue to do some works at home. It's not like you have anything else important to do..."

Me: (Smiling, nodding & thinking: WTF?)

One afternoon, I come to the Manager's office only to find he's sleeping & snoring...

Exam Time!!!

Examination for Semester 1: 7th - 22nd November 2009...

Grrrr

This blog has not been updated for a while due to the author's commitment to a new place, new career, new busy schedule & new frustration with C*l**m Berukband!

MF!